I feel disgusting; my body is covered in a thin layer of congealed sweat. I’ve been walking around a pool barefoot for the last 7 hours cleaning up after entitled parents and their entitled brats, insulting my credibility as an adult, while they watch their all-star shitheads compete for candy and admiration. Now I’m at their house, with their future kids, smoking weed, and talking about how much they hate their parents. I do all of this because it’s the only thing I know. And now I’m taking a piss on their American Beauty-esque flower garden.